Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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