Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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