Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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