She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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