No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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