I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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