i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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