Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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