Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
