Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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