check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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