spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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