i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
