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My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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