well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
where does the pee come out of this thing
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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