Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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