he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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