Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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