Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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