My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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