Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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