it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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