She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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