I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
A+ Viking dick
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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