No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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