i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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