He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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