weddingsv make me drug and hornr
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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