sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I love black thongs
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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