...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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