lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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