"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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