Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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