a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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