dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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