But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
two words...techno handjob
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Randomize
