We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
