What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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