I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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