I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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