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say what?
wanna hang out?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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