Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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