worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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