stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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