No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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