no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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