I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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