im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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