is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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