Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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